English players storing stem cells as “repair kit”
I wonder what the Very Important People who debate Very Important Things, like stem cell research, will have to say about this:
Some leading English soccer players are storing stem cells from their newborn babies as a potential future treatment for their own career-threatening sports injuries, according to a report in the UK Sunday Times newspaper.
Players are freezing the cells taken from the umbilical cord blood of their babies as a possible future cure for cartilage and ligament problems. Stem cells can be used to regenerate damaged organs and tissue because they are the earliest form of cells.
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I still have my umbilical cord in the freezer. What’s the big deal? Career threatening injury or not, it makes for great breakfast sausages in case I get peckish.
I like saying the word, “umbilical.”
Perhaps Michael Owen could grow himself new legs or maybe Sherringham could grow a new body and implant his brain into it
You heard it here first folks.
Hmm. All this talk of frozen umbilical cords sounds a bit unbiblical.
< crickets >
Ahhh, fuhgettaboutit.
(By the way, nice Cruise zinger, Mark.)
Jeremy,
I’m just hoping we can eventually clone Tom Cruise. Then he could star in his own “Top Gun” remake.
“Hmm. All this talk of frozen umbilical cords sounds a bit unbiblical.”
Sounds like someone’s been snacking on the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.