England’s new kit turns players into creeps
England have unveiled their new uniforms and, for the record, Who Ate All the Pies thinks they’re “rubbish.” While I tend to agree, I’m concerned mostly about the idea that the new kits cause John Terry and Wayne Rooney to undress me with their eyes.
I know I’ve seen that look somewhere before…
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Ha!
Nice post. I never thought I would see a potato giving me a seductive eye, but Wayne Rooney has proved me wrong. I’ll be shivering for a week.
As a proud owner of the 1994 home England kit, I can unequivocally state that this is not the worst Umbro can do. The 1994 monstrosity looks like I was involved in a catastrophic motorcycle accident and my entrails have been smeared about my torso.
LOL and 87 year old Owen look like he’s got a problem with me.
Yeah, that’s a pretty lame kit.
France did the red white and blue combo well for the 2006 World Cup home kit I thought. But the away jerseys were TOO blue even for Les Blues.
“The 1994 monstrosity looks like I was involved in a catastrophic motorcycle accident and my entrails have been smeared about my torso. ”
Amazingly enough, that is pretty accurate summary of 1994 in general.
That’s just wrong. The Landycakes picture is worse, though.
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