Notes on Liverpool’s win over Chelsea
by Bill
UEFA Champions League semifinal, Leg 2, Liverpool 1, Chelsea 0 – Notes on a scorecard:
C’mon, admit it – You wished you were in Anfield when Dirk Kuyt’s kick went past Peter Cech.
If anyone happens to see Frank Lampard, tell him his team needs him. Ask him to bring Joe Cole.
No one asked me, but I’d take Steven Gerrard over Lampard every time.
In journalism circles, it’s a rule to avoid using the word “unique.” After all, only one thing can be unique. That being said, Peter Crouch is a unique weapon.
If you had to pick one guy to start a team with, you could do far worse than Michael Essien.
Coming soon: “The Pepe Reina Story” starring Jeremy Piven in lifts.
Even with the match meaning everything in the world, it was still getting pretty tempting to go walk the dog.
After he’s done on the pitch, Dirk Kuyt needs to start a detective agency. The name would look too good on the door.
As Didier Drogba goes, so goes Chelsea. That sound you hear is Drogba not going.
A team with a salary of about $400 trillion, and it all comes down to Geremi.
Arjen Robben and Shaun Wright-Phillips must be wonderful company for Jose Mourinho to leave them on the bench so long.
Quadruple this.
Bill Wolfrum resides in Uberlândia, Minas Gerais, Brazil. His work also appears at Williamkwolfrum.com, Shakesville.com and WorldGolf.com.
1 comment
good insights
enjoying some Schadenfreude . . .