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Clueless blogger cries for help

Help A Clueless Soccer Family

None of the Glamores knows a thing about soccer, except that I am aware of the hotness of the aforementioned David Beckham, which I have witnessed first-hand, and his alleged talent, which I have not…

I turn to you, readers.

I won’t even explain how I came across this blog. Suffice it to say that I was engaged in my patented top-secret story-mining technique and this is what I came up with.

5 comments

1 Anne Glamore { 08.23.07 at 7:37 am }

No kidding, even if you could just vote on the best explanation from my commenters we’d be better off!

Anne Glamore

2 Ken { 08.23.07 at 10:47 am }

I vote for the shoe/purse explanation – I loved it! I could even see that happening in a soccer shop with two players eyeing the same pair of cleats! The rule would also apply in that situation as explained in the comments of your blog by Christian.

Pleaser remember through that if the shopper is standing shoulder to shoulder with the other shopper they are not in the offsides position…

3 On The Pitch { 08.24.07 at 9:00 am }

How Would You Explain Offside To A Soccer Mom?…

Offside confuses soccer parents – there is no denying it. I chuckle because I see some soccer parents who played AND have coached, yelling at referees for offside when it clearly wasn’t. So how would you explain offside to soccer parents? Josh at…

4 Your chance to teach a soccer mom more about the game at ThroughBall.com { 09.14.07 at 9:14 am }

[...] Remember the friendly soccer mom who was having difficulty sorting out the offside rule? [...]

5 Software { 11.24.07 at 9:13 pm }

Software…

WHOW thank you…

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