For sale: Beckham’s leftovers
No, Posh is not for sale.
The Galaxy have been on a Harlem Globetrotters tour of the world and, while the team was in New Zealand to play the vaunted Wellington Phoenix, David Beckham stopped for a bite to eat at a local chicken restaurant.
It seems that Mr. Beckham left behind a half-eaten corn cob, a tiny bit of Coke (that’s Coca-Cola, people; again—this has nothing to do with Posh) and one lonely french fry. You know what’s coming next, right?
Fans of football superstar David Beckham are cashing in on his recent visit to New Zealand by trying to sell his food scraps and dirty dishes on the Internet. Link
In case you’re in the market for some chewed-up corn, a little saliva with a splash of Coke or a dusty french fry, here are the auctions, from New Zealand’s auction site, Trade Me:
Happy bidding, you crazy kids!
4 comments
“holy” relics for the 21st century . . . good find, Josh.
Becks might be a bit of a relic himself, no?
Take that how you will…
I bet I can get Beckhams DNA off that and create a team of Beckham man-ho’s. I’d be rich I tell. RICH!!!
Ha. Class. I am awaitng the “Beckham’s face appears on toast” story. Lie a latter day face of Christ mystery.
Also reminds me of the time an Argentine walked into the toilets of a Buenos Aires restaurnat only to see Diego Maradonna himself wlaking out. The bloke stopped Maradonna and embraced him, and they exchanged niceties. The guy then goes to use the cubicle and Mardonna leaves. There is a nugget sized lump of shit floating in the bowl. The guy says after “to this day, even now, I wish I had taken it.”
Leave a Comment